After some super-sleuth-like detective work, I have discovered that our hot water heater makes noise. A lot of noise. More noise than a normal hot water heater should…I think. I say this because half of the time it sounds like the inside of a tree when the Keebler elves are hard at work and the other half of the time it sounds like an evil wizard is having his army of orcs build him a muscle car.
Now, you tell me if that’s normal.